it makes my mouth feel all gross afterward

it's too much work to make it when a tea bag takes a couple of seconds

caffeine makes me feel pukey/weird

I am so fortunate to have to make coffee for 10 people who I know won't drink it - they'll come in with Starbucks, as will the person that requested the coffee

it puts me in a cynical mood (can you tell I drank coffee this morning?)

the only creative thing that I get to do at work is arrange the coffee cups in a different way, shape, etc. each time.

Reasons I like coffee.....

it gives me an excuse to feel pukey/weird and then take a nap if I don't want to go to Guitar Center on a Sunday morning

also gives me an excuse to leave the building when I need a break (Starbucks)

you can spike it (on the weekends or on vacation) with Baileys or something equally as yummy

you can't put whipped cream on water - you can, but that would be weird

So, there's my love/hate relationship with coffee - thought I'd share.